Indio tears as a power source

I accept this challenge by an eccentric peninsulares and insulares tandem to prove that their power scammed from generations of tears shed by indios. I shall power a one Watt LED light for three minutes using nothing but tears.

The fly trap clock that traps insects and deposits them using flypaper coveyor belt into microbial fuel

Cell to power a digital clock has already been invented. Because this challenge infuriated me so much at first- being an affront to all colonized cultures and is true after all, we ourselves perpetuate this cycle of free will to be subjugated and claim to be proud to be pinoy, nothing more than slaves of a European king.

Better prepare that blank check, I'm way ahead.